Trick Tips: how to drink an espresso martini at cafe artigiano
How to Drink an Espresso Martini at Cafe artigiano
Find the right location
Some locations close early, and some don’t offer the cocktails. Find a cafe that’ll make you feel welcome and judgement free. I recommend Main & King Edward. Approach with moderate speed and don’t forget your wallet.
Order your Drink
Hopefully you’ve caught the happy hour from 2pm to 5pm, but this one’s still worth the $16 even if you haven’t. Order with a smile to make them think you do this all the time.
Grab your drink and find a seat
Try to contain your excitement as they serve this little glass of heaven and make your way to a table. Pay no mind to the squares glaring at you while pretending to do homework.
Sit back and get to work
Now the fun is really getting started, so relax and let your problems melt away with each sip.
You’re almost there
Only a few sips left before you gotta face the real world.
crunch those beans
Once you hit rock bottom, the only thing left to do is chomp on those beans. Sure they might get stuck in your teeth a bit, but that’ll just help hide the booze in your breath.
Ride away clean
Clean up after yourself to ensure you’re welcome back next time, then try to wipe the smile off your face for the rest of your day.